I'm sending my slave ( wife ) for one month tour, please help me with easy breakfast recipes?

';Slave';?? you've got to be kidding. Hopefully she has a one way ticket to anywhere away from you!!


Breakfast?? You can starve!!I'm sending my slave ( wife ) for one month tour, please help me with easy breakfast recipes?
NO ! STARVE UNTIL YOUR SLAVE RETURNS!I'm sending my slave ( wife ) for one month tour, please help me with easy breakfast recipes?
Why in the world are there people like you on this site. Ya know I really think that if your wife is going to be away you should be thinking about how you refer to her as a slave and not as your wife and life partner..
slave? obviously you are the slave, can't even eat breakfeast without the wife's help!?
okay, i don't know what your tastes are... why can't you just go to the grocery store and buy a box of pancake mix, you know the Bisquick ones? yummy! they also have waffle mixes. all you gotta do is mix with water for most of them. also why not plain old fashioned cereal? look, your wife is gone, why not use that as an excuse to go buy some fruity pebbles or some other sugary cereal you wouldn't normally eat if she was home. toaster strudel in the frozen food section- those are excellent. hey, don't ever, ever underestimate a bacon egg and cheese biscuit or egg mcmuffin from mcdonalds!
TOASTY SAUSAGE SANDWICH





-grill/fry sausage with butter and pepper


-cut sausage in thin slices


-butter two slices of bread


-toast the bread


-place salad and sausage slices on a slice of toast


-add veggies and some chilli sauce or mayyonaise


-place the other slice of toast on the first toast





if you're too lazy to cook this, take my other suggestions:-





-half-boiled egg


-mashed potato


-grilled sausage


-toast


-omelette





by the way, what's with calling your wife a 'slave'? it's BAD.
GO TO TRADER JOES THEY HAVE HEALTHY FOOD ONLY AND IN THE FROZEN SECTON U CAN FIND BRAKFAST





OR GO TO A SUPERMARKET GET MILK AND CEREAL OF DIFFERENT KINDS AND POUR MILK INTO IT








U CAN ALSO MAKE EGGS PUT IT INTO A COOKED TORTILLA AND ADD KETCHUP OR HOT SAUCE
listen up





take ur lazy A$$ and make ur self some BREAKFAST








jerk.
Heres a great recipe





Get your lazy butt out of bed or off your chair, turn off the tv, take a shower, get it your car, drive to the store, buy your own groceries, come home, cook your own food, and tell your wife she needs to go out and get a better husband.





you are the reason why men deserve the bad rap they get
hey





its really horrible to address ur wife as slave





one of the most disgusting thng dat i have heard...





its better u mend ur ways
thats just horrilble
If my husband ever called me a slave...his ***would be out the door. Get off your lazy ***and fix your own breakfast.